sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

How to run a race that you’re completely unprepared for:

therunningfox:

1. Look cute (neon colors are best)
2. Eat like 2 bunches of bananas before (trust me)
3. Run like the beautiful gazelle that you are
4. Yell “YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS” as you cross the finish line

This works guys I am professional runner

(via fratrickstar)


these-times-shall-pass:

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tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now